The only part I don't see tied up is what to do for the child as bedtime comes, I figure we could wrap the whole thing up by 8 or 9 PM their local time... I was thinking of maybe something saying " Santa's sleigh was detected to be entering your airspace, Santa's sleigh is now flying in silent mode to keep from waking even a mouse.. Have a Merry Christmas, and don't forget to leave him some cookies.. etc.."
"Wtf dude terrable u should never make a app agen ur better just not trying anymore"
"Dumb, radar blocked? Bad decision."
"Santa is ninety miles from my house and it’s only seven thirty. Have to tell the kids a higher number"
"What a fraud! I really hope no one was stupid enough to give this person a donation."
"Good way to ruin the spirit a**holes."